"Want more. I want cheese and chips, and meat and gravy, and cream and beer, and pork and beef, and fat, great big chunks of hot, wet red!"
"Isn't that funny? Isn't that just the best thing of all?! The Master of Disguise, stuck looking like the old Prime Minister! I can't hide anywhere; he can see me. He can smell me. Can't let him smell me! Doctor, Doctor, Doctor... Got to stop the smell, the stink, the filthy, filthy stink...!"
"Because it's funny! Don't you see?! LOOK AT ME! I'm splitting my sides! I am hilarious! I am the funniest thing in the whole wide world!"